Rihanna's Got A Big, Swinging PurseDick

You know what Rihanna loves more than anything in the world? Dick. She loves black dick, white dick, asian dick, purse dick. Any kind of dick, really. She’s like a 13 year old boy who just found out what his dick was and plays with it all the time and grabs pool noodles to pretend they’re his dick. Rihanna has one singular focus at all times and that’s a fat cock. You’ve got to respect that. Hopefully she’ll eventually add “Keep your hands up when getting punched in the face” to the list of things on her mind but for now “penis” is just taking up too much room.